Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko
Aadesh Diya
Akbar: “Ek Aisa Aadmi
Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere
Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar
Sake, Main Us Se Kuch
Sawaal Puchunga ”
Birbal: “Ji, Maaharaj”
Akbar: “Agar Usne Galat
Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan
Kaat Di Jayegi, Sahi Jawab
Diya To Ek Mahal, Aur Ek
Laakh Rupaye Dunga, Aisa
Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To
Tumhari Gardan Kaat
Dunga.”
Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan
Se Laaye Aisa Aadmi Dhund
Ke, 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri
Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam
Tha Chanki.
Birbal Ne Use Lalach Dekar
Kaha: “ Vese Bhi Teri Zindagi
Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai,
Parivar Paalna Bhi Mushkil
Ho Raha Hai ”
Chanki: “Bilkul Hajoor”
Birbal: “Main Tujhe 10,000
Rupaye Dunga, Tu Bas Raja
Ke Samne Chal Pad Aur
Isharo Mein Baat Kar ”
Chanki: “Agar Main Jawab
Na De Paaya To?”
Birbal: “Jo Hoga Dekha
Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To
Kam Se Kam Tere Ghar
Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se
Aram Se Zindagi To Kaat
Lenge ”
Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein
Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya
Darbar Mein
Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali
Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2
Dikha Di
Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha:
“ Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan
Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir
Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar Di
Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne
Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein
Hilaya Aur Pucha: “ Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki
Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke
Samne Hila Diya,
Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand
Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut
Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko
Inaam Deke Vida Kiya
Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne
Hairan Hokar Akbar Se
Puchha
Birbal: “Hajoor Ye Kya Chal
Raha Tha”
Akbar Ne Muskurate Hue
Kaha: “ Maine Use 1 Ungli
Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya
Bhagwan Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2
Hain, Ek Upar Or Ek Niche
Aap. ”
Birbal: “Ohh, Fir Kya Pucha
Tha Aapne?”
Akbar: “Maine Puchha Tha,
Ye Population Kyo Badh
Rahi Hai, Usne Lund Dikha
Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se. ”
Birbal Ke To Ye Sun Ke Hosh
Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi
Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya
Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna
Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja
Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar.
Birbal: “Tumhe Samajh Kaise
Aaya Ke Raja Puchna Kya
Chahta Hai?”
Chanki Muskurate Hue Bola:
“ Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai,
Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega,
Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar
Wale Ne Bahut De Rakhi
Hain. ”
Birbal Hairan Hote Hue: “Aur
Dusri Baar?”
Chanki: “Fir Akbar Ne Pucha
Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine
Bola Loda Lele Mera ”
Birbal Ne Ye Suna Aur Ho Gya
Behosh
Moral: “Ek Chutiya Tab Tak
Samajhdaar Dikhta Hai Jab
Tak Wo Muh Na Khole “
Aadesh Diya
Akbar: “Ek Aisa Aadmi
Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere
Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar
Sake, Main Us Se Kuch
Sawaal Puchunga ”
Birbal: “Ji, Maaharaj”
Akbar: “Agar Usne Galat
Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan
Kaat Di Jayegi, Sahi Jawab
Diya To Ek Mahal, Aur Ek
Laakh Rupaye Dunga, Aisa
Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To
Tumhari Gardan Kaat
Dunga.”
Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan
Se Laaye Aisa Aadmi Dhund
Ke, 10 Din Baad Ek Bakri
Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam
Tha Chanki.
Birbal Ne Use Lalach Dekar
Kaha: “ Vese Bhi Teri Zindagi
Mein Aisa Kuch Nahi Hai,
Parivar Paalna Bhi Mushkil
Ho Raha Hai ”
Chanki: “Bilkul Hajoor”
Birbal: “Main Tujhe 10,000
Rupaye Dunga, Tu Bas Raja
Ke Samne Chal Pad Aur
Isharo Mein Baat Kar ”
Chanki: “Agar Main Jawab
Na De Paaya To?”
Birbal: “Jo Hoga Dekha
Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To
Kam Se Kam Tere Ghar
Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se
Aram Se Zindagi To Kaat
Lenge ”
Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein
Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya
Darbar Mein
Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali
Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2
Dikha Di
Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha:
“ Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan
Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir
Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar Di
Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne
Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein
Hilaya Aur Pucha: “ Kyu?”
Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki
Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke
Samne Hila Diya,
Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand
Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut
Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko
Inaam Deke Vida Kiya
Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne
Hairan Hokar Akbar Se
Puchha
Birbal: “Hajoor Ye Kya Chal
Raha Tha”
Akbar Ne Muskurate Hue
Kaha: “ Maine Use 1 Ungli
Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya
Bhagwan Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2
Hain, Ek Upar Or Ek Niche
Aap. ”
Birbal: “Ohh, Fir Kya Pucha
Tha Aapne?”
Akbar: “Maine Puchha Tha,
Ye Population Kyo Badh
Rahi Hai, Usne Lund Dikha
Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se. ”
Birbal Ke To Ye Sun Ke Hosh
Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi
Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya
Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna
Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja
Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar.
Birbal: “Tumhe Samajh Kaise
Aaya Ke Raja Puchna Kya
Chahta Hai?”
Chanki Muskurate Hue Bola:
“ Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai,
Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega,
Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar
Wale Ne Bahut De Rakhi
Hain. ”
Birbal Hairan Hote Hue: “Aur
Dusri Baar?”
Chanki: “Fir Akbar Ne Pucha
Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine
Bola Loda Lele Mera ”
Birbal Ne Ye Suna Aur Ho Gya
Behosh
Moral: “Ek Chutiya Tab Tak
Samajhdaar Dikhta Hai Jab
Tak Wo Muh Na Khole “
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