Thursday, 24 January 2013

Late Night Faadu Joke

Late Night Faad Joke ** ( Kids Stay Away )
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Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj
Kisi Ka Ch*tiya Kaat Te Hai
Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha:
“Kahan Ka Number Hai?”
Jawab Aya: “Police Station Ka.”
Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas Danda Hai?”
Inspector: “Haan Hai!”
Pappu: “To Use Apni G**nd Mein Dal Lo”
Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai
Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us
Number Pe Phone Kiya
Is Baar Phone Santa Ne Uthaya
Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya Tha.”
Santa:”Fir?”
Inspector:”Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda
Hai. Maine Haan
Kaha To Usne Bola G**nd Me Daal Lo.”
Santa:”Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya Thha?”
Inspector: “Koi 10 Minutes Pahle”


Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal Lo“.


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