Mai Shaitaan Ki Puja Karu.?

Maha Faadu....
Must Read....maza aayega

Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki
Toh Sab Puja Karte Hain,
Kyu Na Mai Shaitaan Ki Puja Karu.?
Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri
wishes puri karde.

He prayed for 1 year...
After 1 year,

Shaitaan uske samne aaya...

Shaitaan: Vats mai tumse khush
hua... 3 vardaan maang lo...

Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan
chahiye.

Shaitaan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta
hu..,lena hai toh le nahi toh ghanta
lele.

Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha
aapke hath mei jo gada hai vo danda
ban jaye.

Shaitaan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish
bolo?

Santa: Is dande ko apne Pichwaade
mei daal lo, andartak...

Shaitaan: (confused) Tathastu, aab
jaldi se tisri mang BC bahut dard ho
raha hai...

Santa: Smiles&says, Bo$ dk, ab bol
baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande
ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du..
=)

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Maha Faadu.... Must Read....maza aayega Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki Toh Sab Puja Karte Hain, Kyu Na Mai Shaitaan Ki Puja Karu.? Ho sakta hai wo free ho aur meri wishes puri karde. He prayed for 1 year... After 1 year, Shaitaan uske samne aaya... Shaitaan: Vats mai tumse khush hua... 3 vardaan maang lo... Santa: Nahi mujhe 100 vardan chahiye. Shaitaan: Vats mai kewal 3 de sakta hu..,lena hai toh le nahi toh ghanta lele. Santa: (ek minute sochkar) aacha aapke hath mei jo gada hai vo danda ban jaye. Shaitaan: Tathastu, ab dusri wish bolo? Santa: Is dande ko apne Pichwaade mei daal lo, andartak... Shaitaan: (confused) Tathastu, aab jaldi se tisri mang BC bahut dard ho raha hai... Santa: Smiles&says, Bo$ dk, ab bol baki 97 wishes dega ya fir is dande ko andar hi 'Gada' banwa du.. =)