advertisment in newspaper

A lady made an advertisment
in newspaper,-
"I want a man to be my
partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
...2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will
have to satistfy me in
beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"
After some hour her door
bell rang.
She opened door and saw a
man on wheelchair who
doesnt even have hands
and forearms..
Lady- who are u?
Man- I was in army and lost
my hands and one leg in
battle..
Anyways i am here regarding
your advertisement..
Lady- How can you fit in my
conditions?
Man- Look i dont have hands
and forearms, so i can't beat
you...
I am not on my legs, so i
can't run away..
Lady- Ok, but what about the
3rd condition? How wil u
satistfy me? Do u have 10
inch big?
Man- What the hell with
women's mind, can't you
women use ur brain.
What the fuck you think,
"That HOW THAT DOOR BELL
RANG.."