Double meaning nonveg hindi jokes

Santa Apni Gaadi Se Kahi Ja Raha
Tha To
Raste Mein Usne Dekha Ki Banta
Sadak Ke
Kinare Khada Zor Zor Se Ro Raha
Hai.
Santa Ruka Aur Puchha: “Kya Hua
Banta?”
Banta Ne Apni Accident Hui Gadi Ki
Aur
Ishara Kiya.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Aur Nayi Le
Lenge”
Banta: “Gadi Ke Andar Dekha, Santa”
Santa Dekhta Hai Ki Ek Bahut Sundar
Ladki
Gadi Mein Mari Padi Hai.
Santa: “Koi Baat Nahi Ladkiyo Ki
Kami Hai
Aur Mil Jayengi”
Banta: “Abe Bhonsdi Ke, Ladki Ke
Muh
Mein Dekh“