Condom funny nonveg joke

Condoms...♋
Imagine if all these companies start selling condoms, they won't even have to change their tag line:-
Pepsodent Condom-
"Raat bhar dishum dishum."
Colgate Condom-
"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra."
Nokia
"Condom- Connecting people."
MRF Condom-
"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage."
Moov Condom-
"Ah se Aha tak."
Mirinda Condom-
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage."
Godrej Hair Dye Condom-
"Kato, kholo or lagao."
Sprite Condom-
"Bujaye only Pyas baki all bakwas."
Tata Sky Condom-
"Isko laga dala,toh life jhingalala.."
The best one...
M seal condom -
"ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai!."