Tuesday, 18 June 2013

New york me punjabi ladki nonveg joke

k Anpad Ladki New York Ke Ek
Message Centre Mein Apni Maa Ko
Punjab Message Karne Ke Liye Gayi
Angrej Operator Bola Ki $50 Lagenge
Wo Udas Hote Hue Boli: "Mere Pas Itne
Paise To Nahi Hai, Par Agar Aap Meri
Maa Ko Ek Message Kar Do To Aap Jo
Bologe Main Karungi "
Angrej Ne Kuch Sochte Hue Puchha:
"Kuch Bhi Karogi?"
Vo Boli: "Haan, Kuch Bhi"
Angrej Ne Use Kaha Ki Mere Piche Aao
Aur Usko Agle Ek Room Mein Le Gaya
Aur Bola: "Darwaja Band Karke Mere
Pass Aao"
Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Uske Pass Aake
Khadi Ho Gayi
Angrej: "Ab Jhuko Aur Apne Ghutno
Pe Khadi Ho Jao"
Usne Hichkichate Hue Aisa Hi Kiya
Angrej Bola: "Meri Pant Ki Zip Kholo"
Usne Zip Khol Di
Angrej: "Ab Isko Bahar Nikalo Aur
Shuru Ho Jao"
Usne Dono Haatho Se Uska Samaan
Bahar Nikala, Angrej Ne Maje Se Apni
Aankhein Band Kar Li
Aurat Apne Hont Uske Paas Layi Aur
Chilla Ke Boli: "Bebe Mein Gumti,
Tenu Meri Awaj Aa Rahi Hai Na?"

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