Friday, 5 July 2013

Chut fat jaye toh kya kare?

Ek bahut badi Chudakad Ladki ki Shaadi tay ho gayi...

Ladki: Maa, Meri Choot toh bahut khuli hui hai.....Kya karoon ?

Maa: Beti, Roz raat ko Seb kaat kar Choot mein laga liyo.
Dulhe ko kuchh pata nahin chalega

Ladki shaadi karke Sasural chali gayi.....Wahaan se 10 din baad Ladki ka Maa ko phone aaya

Ladki: Maa.....10 din se sab fit chal raha tha....Lekin aaj ek gadbad ho gayi. Maine raat ko Choot mein Seb kaat kar lagaya aur subah uthkar wo Seb nikaal kar Kitchen mein rakh diya.....Wapis aakar dekha toh tera Daamad wo Seb khaa gaya tha....Ab kya hoga Maa ?

Maa: Beti.....Bilkul chinta na kar......Tera Baap bhi bahot saare Tarbooj khaa chuka hai.

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