Ek Ladka Ghar se bhaag kar Mumbai chala gaya.
Wahan kaam dhandha toh kuch mila nahin aur daaru ki latt aur lag gayi.
Poora din koi chhota mota kaam karke raat ko desi daaru pee ke, nashe mein dhutt hoke ek garage ke baahar so jaata tha.
Ek raat garage ka maalik Santa kisi kaam se aaya aur usay wo ladka sota huya dikha.
Smart sa ladka dekh ke Santa ka Lund khada ho gaya aur usne ladke ki Gaand maar li.
Santa ko daya bhi aayi aur usne uss ladke ki Jeb mein ek 50 ka Note bhi rakh diya.
Ladke ko Nashe mein kuch pata nahi chala aur agle din subah uthkar usay jeb mein 50 ka Note mila toh wo khushi se pagal ho gaya aur uss din zyada desi daaru pee.
Ab toh roz ka silsila chaalu ho gaya..... Santa roz raat ko uski Gaand maarta aur uski Jeb mein 50 ka note rakh deta.
Ek Raat Santa ke 3 Dost bhi aa gaye aur sabne uss Ladke ki gaand maari aur sabne 50-50 rupiye bhi rakh diye.
Agle din Ladke ne dekha ki Jeb mein 200 Rs hain.....Wo paise lekar seedha Theke par gaya aur bola:
Ladka : Bhai.....Aaj Desi nahin Angreji ka Pauwa de......Saala Desi pee pee ke Gaand mein dard hone laga hai.
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