Sunday, 7 July 2013

Muslim to sardar - hindi nonveg jokes

Muslim to sardar : Sher Sunega ? 
Sardar : haan bol
Muslim : Assi gye match dekhan.. Te kita bada FUNN.. Sardara Teri bhen di LANN..

Sardar complains to sarpanch: Musalman ne menu gaal Ditti..

Sarpanch ne pucheya ki kea ohne.??

Muslim : kuchh nahi, mai ta sher boleya ki " 
Assi gye match dekhan.. Te kita bada FUNN.. Sardara Teri bhen di LANN.. "


Sarpanch(Muslim) :- Na yaar.. Funn te Lann ryhme bann gyi.. Eh sher hi aa..

Sardar is not happy about the decision but does not persue the matter..

After 2 days..
Sardar to Muslim: Ajj mera v ek sher sunn..

Muslim: Sunaa..

Sardar: Assi gye match dekhan.. Te kita bada funn.. Mulleya Teri Maa da FUDDA..

Muslim runs to Sarpanch and complains: Sardaar ne menu gaal ditti..

Sarpanch puchda ki boleya.??

Muslim:-" Assi gye match dekhan.. Te kita bada funn.. Mulleya Teri Maa da FUDDA.."

Sarpanch tells sardar: eh taan koi Ryhme nai banndi.. Eh sher nai.. Gaal ae.!!

Sardar : eh pagal poora sunn k nai o aya..

Sarpanch: te poora dass pher ki aa.?

Sardar : Assi gye match dekhan.. Te kita bada FUNN.. Mulleya Teri Maa da FUDDA.. Te Sarpancha.. Teri v Bhen di LuNN..

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