Friday, 20 September 2013

police or santa

Police Station Mein Dhobi Ne Santa Ke Khliaf
Complaint Ki.
Dobhi Rote Hue Bola : “Is Saale Sante Ne Meri Biwi
Ki Ijjat Lutt Li”
Police Wala: “Kyu Be, Kyu Kiya Tune Esa?”
Santa: “Sir Ji, Meri Koi Galti Nahi Hai. Main To Kapde Press Karvane Gaya Thha”.
Police Wala: “Fir?”
Santa: “Mene Isko Awaj Lagayi To Ye Bola Ki, Main
Khana Kha Raha Hun Istri Garam Hai Khud Maar Lo“
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Aur Maine Chakk Te Fattttttttttte.......

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